Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Amazing Race

Today we met up at 8:15 and took a bus down the road to a large temple of Shiva. We took many pictures. Then we went to a park and ate breakfast sandwiches in boxes. i also had lychee juice, which was tasty but had an odd aftertaste.

We walked a little ways further into the park and played some games.
  1. Bag and skipping game (teammates put a bag on their feet, hop to the skipping rope, then skip to a marker, then run back- it's a type of relay race, with the winner being the team that completes the course the fastest.)

  2. Balloon game (inflate as many balloons as you can and tie them to one of your teammates before the time limit, then we all stand in a circle and the balloon people try to crush each others balloons for a minute... the team whose gladiator has the most balloons left at the end of the game wins!

  3. Was there a third one? I forget.

  4. The Amazing Race, which was actually pretty fun. Teams are given a starting clue which will lead them to somewhere on MG road, and then into fancy shops at which the front desk has another envelope for their team. We went to five shops I think, and also solved all the clues for what to buy at roadside stands.

    At one point we piled all 5 of us into one rickshaw! (I hear that this is pretty normal) We depended very heavily on the Indian TWUers to help us find stores. I had some trouble at first because running did not go well... but my team actually won, thanks to our amazing teammates! Go Red Rhinos. :)

    The last lue led us to a restaurant at which we ate a delicious buffet meal. Sadly, I was feeling badly in the stomach (so was another guy) and I didn't partake heavily... I tried to try one of everything, and I accidentally ate a pickle (which is not recommended and didn't go well!) The desert was very good though- a kind of rice and cinnamon pudding. There was also papaya and light whipped-cream-texture ice cream.
We got back to Diamond around 4pm. I think that most of us went to our rooms to shower and rest; it was a very exertion-y day. :)

Tomorrow we meet at the Orchid next door! (I can see it from my balcony.) 9am class starts... 8:30 breakfast. Mmmm, breakfast. I hope there's coffee.

I'm feeling a little ill. It's kind of like the feeling when you drink on an empty stomach, except I only feel it when I eat or drink something. :/

Saturday, January 8, 2011

future TWUers:

1. Indian driving is not scary to me. It is similar to how some of my friends drive. Some facts:
- the cars get very close to each other, but never intersect. you can count on this.
- they honk before they overtake from behind
- they honk when they're coming up to an intersection
- it's kind of like in Chicago where you're required to honk when exiting an alley so that oncoming traffic knows that you're there
- when you cross the street, it;s best to do it in a group. The drivers can see that you are waking towards their path. People do this every day, and they will let you by. All road-crossing is a giant game of chicken, and even the timid (me) learn how to play fairly well in under a day or so.


2. I have no proof for this and I haven't run scientific trials, but I strongly suspect that the reason I got a giant pile of bugbites those two days was that I was using American soap that I brought with me. Other current TWUers who wear cologne also have bugbite problems. Bring your own soap just in case, but only use it if there is no soap waiting for you in your room. Buy soap in the N block grocery. Buy anything that looks local to India and you should be good.

3. The grocery store is in N block basement. Go downstairs in N and just walk around. It looks scary and the ceiling is very low, but it is a safe place and the prices are reasonable. The entrance is not very easy to see, but aim towards the light and wander. Bring your own bag/backpack if at all possible so that you will not have to buy a plastic bag (5R and also some disdain - there is a large saign saying "avoid plastic bags!" (they are bad for the environment) It is open form roughly 8am to 9pm.

There is an all-night cafe in G building. Walk into the building and turn, and it should be right there...
Somewhere there is a pharmacy but I haven't found it yet. I think it's under N building.

3. At a resturaunt, they will bring you bottled water, and the cap should be sealed. That click of the cap pulling open and snapping the little plastic partitions that hold it on is yur safety sign. Unless your waterbottle does that in your hearing, don't drink from it. Also, avoid ice. You have no way of knowing what water was used to make the ice. It is probably not safe water.

4. At the B1 office, meals work like so: they're in the back pantry (all the way back and to the right after you walk in the front door after the security desk on the 2nd floor)_ you take a plate and go through the buffet line putting things on it. It;s considered acceptable to skip the line if you only want something from the end of it (but I haven't seen many do it?). When you're done eating, scrape your plate off into the trash can (behind the long table that had all the food on it) marked food scraps. Then give your plate a pre-rinse in the sink and put it in the stack for the professional dishwashers. Ditto for forks, cups, etc. If you leave any plates/cups in the office, eventually a man in a maroon polo (the catering staff) will come around and pick it up off your desk.

5, I strongly recommend that you never use a public toilet. They are the epitome of filth. If you need one badly enough to approach it despite the smell, I can only say good luck to you. Try to use a bathroom in a resturaunt if you can find one. Walk in, order something if you have time or possibly pass the waiter a bill if you don't, and aim for the loo. You may want to develop a habit of never using a toilet before proving that you know how to flush it. This is sometimes a problem.

6. A rickshaw from Diamond to MG should be around 40R, although paying up to 60 is ok. I know that you don;t care because you have lots of money, but rich tourists overpaying for rickshaws make the drivers exhort the locals too. Don;t be part of the problem. Frequently, rickshaws will refue to carry you; try to negotiate in an area where there are several rickshaws and just go from one to one arguing. Using the meter is preferable but it's hard to get them to do that. Frequently when you get out of the cab after negotiating verbally, they will want more than the agreed-upon price. Just keep saying no, pay them, and leave.

While you are in a rockshaw stopped in traffic, it will not be uncommon for beggars to come up to you. Say no. They will go away sooner or later. I did give a packet of cookies to a child who was begging, but she looked at them with disdain and obviously preferred money. So do as you will, but eh.

7. Diamond District is surrounded by bars and you will probably see most of them during your stay. The correct price for a shot is around $1-2 USD, no higher than that. The correct price for a pitcher of import beer is around 600R.

8. The office will give you a phone. It will not be a very good phone (think USA era 1999ish, and heavily used by the previous owner) but it will work. If you have an unlocked phone, just put the sim card from your office phone into it. If not, eh.

9. Your apartment's electrical system is unable to run more than any three items which are air conditioners or water heaters. If you try to turn on all 3 ac and water heaters at once you will knock your power out and have to call the office to have it reset.

10. Your bed will be harder than USA hotel beds. Personally I find it comfortable but to each their own.

Chille's in India

Is much more expensive than most things. The food is good, the beer isn't anything special, and they charge for surprise birthday cake (Tom, Jan 6).

We did have fun, though.

It's on Airport Road on the same side of the street as Diamond, a long walk. I'd estimate a little over a mile over broken terrain in the dark.

Almost all sidewalks in India count as broken terrain. Absolutely nothing is wheelchair-friendly. We saw two dead squashed rats on teh sidewalk on the walk there, and five or six street dogs. Passed ten-ish street vendors.

the first shopping adventure

Last night, I woke up at 4am and didn't get back to sleep until 6am. I planned to wake up at 9 and meet people at 10:30, but in the morning I got a phone call from Ron. "Good morning, Sunshine!" "Hrrrr?" ...it was 10:45, oops. So it turned out that a group of 5 TWers walked out of Diamond, saw a camel, ate at a standup, caught a rickshaw to MG(ish), and bought all sorts of cool stuff... got separated for a while (because you can only get 3 ppl into a rickshaw and we got out at different places) I was in the one with Ron and Becca. It was a lot of fun. We were stuck in traffic for a while and almost had a race!

We stopped in at a classy local clothing store and I ended up buying 3pr pants and 4pr shirts for about $61(including bank fees)... they are absolutely gorgeous. I didn't have enough rupees on me, so I paid by card.

We wandered around... stopped in at a Baskin and Robbins in a mall and got Lychee ice cream and fig and honey ice cream. Yum! Met up with some more people, tried out McDonalds India and KFC India on the main drag, shopped at a thousand tiny stores, waited wile one of our number got fitted at a tailors, and then took a rickshaw back to Diamond with Uchenna and Shane, arriving around 4 or so.

I know how to cross streets now. It's pretty excellent. I feel pretty acclimated.

Rickshaw 1 cost 35 and rickshaw 2 cost 45, neither of which is bad. Another group of people caught one for the same distance for 80, which is far beyond the appropriate price.

In general, you don't bargain for things that aren't rickshaws. many stores have "set price" or "fair price" signs which mean that the price is set pretty fairly and isn't eligible for change.

My fellow TWers seem to spend a lot of time talking about the places they've been (Barcelona, Amsterdam, London) and no time at all talking about code... which worries me a little. I don't talk very much when we're hanging out. I guess part of it is that we don't have many tech projects in common yet, so there's not much ground to discuss?

Later tonight, the plan is to go out and drink. Shots are apparently around $1 or $2 here, so

Friday, January 7, 2011

Books

I want one of each of these and the time to read them and good reasons to use what I learn in them. http://accu.org/index.php?module=bookreviews&func=browse

Or I could try to go back to sleep.

Professionalism

I fell asleep at midnight over my homework, woke up at 4am with more bug bites. Finished and turned in the homework. Searched "professionalism" on twitter.

Some traits of professionalism that I think I've identified:
  • Keep a straight face when the client says unfortunate things. Keep a filter on your verbalized thoughts. 
  • Plausible deniability
  • Create a paper trail for everything
  • Stick to "best practices" i.e. don't do the probably-not-bad but also not-what-you're-supposed-to-do things... I think the equivalent would be a professional painter always putting edging tape around the windows even though he thinks he could do the job perfectly without it.
  • Don't say frivolous or entertaining things; always think through something before it leaves your mouth and have logic to back it up. I.e. never say anything that makes you sound like you're being flip/don't know what you're talking about.
  • Taking pride in your work (I like this one!)
  • Basically act like the client is crazy and can't be communicated with in a normal interpersonal way without risking (lawsuit? some kind of consequences) i.e. do not attempt to attain understanding, just go by the rulebook...?
  • When when things go wrong, don't make excuses; you should have not let it happen. Explain what happened/why you don't know/why you can't do it, and describe how you plan to fix it, if it can be fixed, or how you plan to figure out if it can be fixed, if it seems like there's a way. If it's irrecoverable, accept responsibility and then IMMEDIATELY STOP TALKING i.e. don't make excuses or ramble on.
  • "Professionalism is the adherence to a set of values comprising statutory professional obligations, formally agreed codes of conduct, and the informal expectations of patients and colleagues." http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&defl=en&q=define:professionalism&sa=X&ei=tZ8nTeKOKpGIrAej6NimDA&ved=0CB8QkAE

As an example, I'm pretty sure that this entire post is unprofessional, because I haven't dressed it up in slippery language? Actually I'm not sure why this post is unprofessional, but I'm pretty sure that it is.

Reasons that I care about professionalism:
  • My trainer thinks that it's an important skill that I lack, and I agree
  • It's good to know how to seem professional because it gets you credibility, clients, and money
Reasons that I don't think much of professionalism:
  • I think it's another way of saying that you're adhering to internal/external industry standards but I don't think the standards are ever defined for my industry in a way which I can study and use. (On second thought, they probably are, and I should go find them.)
This is the google query which is my starting point for chasing an answer for the above question http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=professionalism+in+programming+consulting

A professional never:
  • uses offensive language to or near the client
  • cuts corners (in visible/important places?)
  • makes excuses (need more explanation here)
  • uses capslocks
Article on professionalism in consulting: http://davidmaister.com/articles/1/3/
This article is long but I've read all of it and frankly I think that it's the thing that has most increase my understanding of professionalism, ever. I think I'll reread it in the morning.

Timesheets and expense reports

I completed my first of each yesterday/today. I'll find out tomorrow whether I did it right, i.e. money will show up in my account.

Dinner took forever

We went to a Chinese/thai-ish place. There were 19 of us, and we arrived there around 8pm... the food took forever to order and prepare... we finally got the check paid a little after 11pm and now it's midnight! The food was good but not too interesting. When the check was split it came to 385 R each, which is about $8.50.

Tomorrow we plan to go shopping!

learning journal format - rough draft

How is training going?
How am I doing?
What did I learn today?
What do I still need to do?
Something that someone else did that was good:
Thing that I did that i shouldn't repeat:
Something that I did that was good:

Treasure hunt

My team won the prize! There was a long fun treasure hunt with several parts. I don't know if I should detail them here, since I think they reuse elements between years... but I want to remember things! I'll just leave out the answers... (This all except the last step took place on the2nd and 4th floors)
  1. piece of paper with 3 logic puzzles (my team did poorly and needed help from another team
  2. puzzle where you have to trade puzzle pieces with other teams in order to finish
  3. I forget what this step was
  4. you must find someone and convince him to give you the next clue (by bribing him)
  5. you must find someone and sing them a song
  6. you must solve a complicated logic puzzle (or get the same answer by an easier way, which we did after a hint)
  7. you must solve a crossword puzzle which can only be solved by asking random Indian TWers around the office (no laptops allowed)
  8. you are given a picture of something and you have to ask people around the office where it is, then go find it. at it is the prize (guarded by one of the trainers)
Our prize was a game of Monopoly and a dinner voucher for our team. :)

I have many enormous bug bites and it makes me sad. I need longsleeved shirts and bug repellant but when I tried to find the grocery store under N building I could not find it. I'll try again later. One of the trainers says that it is open from 8am to 9pm.

During the treasure hunt, we were very loud and disturbed everyone's work but I think that that was partly the intent? We ran around the office a lot and I think provided much amusement.

Tonight Ron organized dinner- meeting by the atm at 7pm. Go Ron!
Other leadership moment of the day- when Uchenna divided us into teams when we were having trouble with that at the start of the treasure hunt. :)

My team: me, Dani (curly and enthusiastic!), Shane (irish guy), Pavithra (my flatmate)

How is training going: A little slow, but camaraderie is developing. We're still having self-segregation problems with the Chicago people vs everyone else, but they're fading.
How am I doing: I'm ok. I'm looking forward to less games and more work/learning. My feet are owwie and I don't know why. The cell phone we were issued is old pathetic hardware which borders on useless.
What did I learn today?: I'm not really sure. I'm a little tired.
What do I still need to do?: The strengthsfinder test, get dinner with people, finish the Industrial Logic courses (oops)

I don't feel too bad about the Il courses because I know that some of my fellow trainees didn't take them all that seriously or in detail, but I still intend to finish them (my way) before monday.

I asked Wolter how much of the sessions next week I can blog publicly- because blogging is my way of taking notes... and the answer I guess is almost all of it, but that I should run it by him first for the first few days.