So, when I was uploading pictures to my computer, I switched over to my Windows partition because F-spot was frustrating me by not being Picasa, which is frustrating me by not being installed yet.
So I plugged in my Poken in Windows and the folder had three files: start_poken, help, and autorun. I opened the start_poken.html and it took me to the login/create account page. Logged into my existing account. Got taken to the "dashboard" which showed the people I had pokened! (Pick your favorite pokenesque verb. I prefer the self-referential "do what pokens do.")
Uploaded my headshot (same one as on this blog- it's recent, looks like me, etc). Stared at the card. it looks very... bland. But it has my info. Close damn enough for tonight.
I'll probably do this all over again tomorrow in ubuntu. For now... fun times!